The western world is already under liberal rule, and you degenerate fucks contributed to this.
Nelson thinks that those guys probably do have issues—or at least have problems finding fulfilling sex with others.
It would also explain why, at the turn of the millennium, SNLcould get away with a sketch in which Will Ferrell tries to learn yoga so he can suck himself off: Auto-fellatio had finally reached a critical mass of popular awareness and discussion, and also been firmly defined within pop culture as something rare and desirable, yet pathological-to-risible.
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