And he was like, Okay, who's the guy who wrote Jurassic Park? Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our and and Glamour may earn a portion of sales from products that are purchased through our site as part of our Affiliate Partnerships with retailers.
So I was just going with the strategy of distracting him.
There was like, beer pong and people were shotgunning and mixing all sorts of flavored vodkas.
The best part of it all, is that the summer has just started, so the amount of females that will be rocking short shorts will be out of this world.
Is it date a boy who reads? And so I, a young scholar and certified academic asshole, was aghast.
And I walked out the door.
I was really new to sex and I knew that I wasn't ready to have one-night stand, but I was also really horny all the time and honestly, I would've slept with anyone after two vodka cranberries.
Whether it be in distressed mini shorts or silky, comfortable shorts, one thing is for certain, men love to see women flaunt their beautiful assets in skimpy clothes.